The Sussex cartoons.        What do they mean ???

Who knows….

Well, the story starts some years ago, and this is Mr. Who telling it.

"In the wonder of tele-phono-scope, wide-screen, digitally-remastered, just-for-you-I'll-produce-it-in-hardback; and; it's-my-book-and-I'll-print-it-how-I-like it: we bring you the story of 'The Tenth Anniversary of the Goons in Sussex'.

So, there once was a book; so vast was it's coverage of all things Goon in Sussex that its mere title spread wonder and amazement across the known gooniverse, written by Les Drew, it was - "Goontime In Sussex" and at only £9.99 it sold the length & longth of the known world, well as far as East Acton anyway; and although it contained some of the best loved anecdotes, letters, photographs, reports, memories and general goings-on of the Sussex Group since its inception in 1986, it could not do justice to the one thing that Sussex Members were becoming very good at, ie; the home-grown scripts…

You see, the thing is with a goon show script, they are usually ten or eleven pages long, and as there were almost a dozen of them the space needed to fit each one into the Book would have been enormous. As it was we were already up to 100 pages, so a compromise was sought. I contacted our resident artist Phil to produce some little cartoons to conjure up a sense of what each show might have been about. Hence, the Sussex Cartoons were born, and here they are...

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Gladstone's Bag    by Phil L.       © 1987

The Plot:
1888. London. Mr Gladstone's exclusive bag is the object of greed but it also contains vital plans of our famous seat of power. When it goes missing Mr Seagoon Sherlock Humes and his companion Dr. Flotsam Eccles are called in to solve the Theft of the Century before a certain explosion wreaks havoc on the English Political scene...

The drawing shows a certain fiend hiding below the Houses of Parliament, matches at the ready.


ITALIAN       We'll justa leava the gun powder hear'a and have'a    nice'a
FIEND:           glass of Chianti and talk'a over old'a  times. - Cigarette ?

FX:          STRIKE OF MATCH - FOOTSTEPS FADE INTO
                 DISTANCE - HISSING SOUND OF SLOW BURNING 
                 FUSE                                                   

and this is the first one. I will gradually add the rest to these pages, as and when I get the time.